You spent $700 on just this platter? Is the cheese like 100 years old or something? Looks delish tho
mickeyxz
Not enough ramp
AreYouAnOakMan
Where’s the shredded carrot? Or the ramp? 🤔
chefsillygoose
Which part of this cost $700?
pistilpeet
It’s got no fucking celery ramp and therefore it’s got no heart! No heart!!
AccomplishedJoke4610
There’s only $18 on that plate what happened to the rest lol
DudeTryingToMakeIt
It happens
momoblu1
You done got took, son.
Resident_Diamond7205
I got a fever. The only cure? More ramp. I gotta have it.
RapperKid31
Brooooo. Where’s the ramp??
Kaelesh
Wack.
subtxtcan
Bruh, you don’t Drink and Deli my dude.
Or do, I’m not in charge of shit.
DrBearShark
No black olive? Heresy!
12345NoNamesLeft
What’s the goo in the center ?
DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA
cbargon
Piss poor effort, 3 crostini’s? Rookie numbers
AmaazingFlavor
Honestly with food prices these days, that 700 spread is seeming more and more on par with cost.
OliJalapeno
Delicious
gharr87
No ramp?! No carrot jacuzzi?!?! You spent 700$ on lies!
Radiant_Tale9777
If you bought every item in there separately at a grocery store you probably would have saved 600$. So you did pretty fucking bad on that one bud.
Ditzy_Pooper
i read blacked
tatianazr
Very little meat for so much $, but looks beautiful
mabear63
Making me hungry.
CompoteStock3957
Where is the meat
frogfluff90
Pocketing 600$ I see.
mrsir1987
I’d way rather get this than the true $700 board though
HadToDoItAtSomePoint
Really bad
CompoteStock3957
If I paid you $700 for this I would tell you to come and get it back and I want my money back fuck that. I don’t mind spending the money but my 5 year cousin could make a better one.
Does it include hookers?
mangomilkmilkman
Don’t really have much input, I just really hate olives
Bluesparc
So many people who don’t get it 🤣
Apprehensive_Pin3536
What are those little dicks?
thelowlycook1987
I need thi right now lol
CranberrySchnapps
What’re those tomatoey looking orange yellow things near the bread and why do they look like that?
SpaceMutie
I need at least one more bowl of shredded carrots with a single olive, then I’ll reconsider
OneLeek37
I demand a high dive into a carrot jacuzzi
CheadleBeaks
That’s beautiful.
What’s the bread on the top left?
sw33td0g
Wtf is a fucking celery ramp
Comfortable-Hippo638
It lacks cheese ramp
ranting_chef
No ramp. 1.5/10
But you get bonus points for not being pretentious and using Ritz crackers, which everyone loves. So adjusted score: 3.5/10
Stubahka
You must be jerk’in my gherkin
401kcrypto
Gerkin
Hylebos75
Lmao, perfect reminder of that hella overpriced veggie monstrosity
MustardTiger231
Needs more crackers and bread
Wide_Comment3081
Fuck I love Cornichons
Odd-Cod2150
let me get high ill eat it all in a hour
KULR_Mooning
More than my rent 💀
ConsequenceDeep5671
You seriously blacked out! You didn’t even get a ramp. That’s a rookie mistake. 🤣
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You spent $700 on just this platter? Is the cheese like 100 years old or something? Looks delish tho
Not enough ramp
Where’s the shredded carrot? Or the ramp? 🤔
Which part of this cost $700?
It’s got no fucking celery ramp and therefore it’s got no heart! No heart!!
There’s only $18 on that plate what happened to the rest lol
It happens
You done got took, son.
I got a fever. The only cure? More ramp. I gotta have it.
Brooooo. Where’s the ramp??
Wack.
Bruh, you don’t Drink and Deli my dude.
Or do, I’m not in charge of shit.
No black olive? Heresy!
What’s the goo in the center ?
Piss poor effort, 3 crostini’s? Rookie numbers
Honestly with food prices these days, that 700 spread is seeming more and more on par with cost.
Delicious
No ramp?! No carrot jacuzzi?!?! You spent 700$ on lies!
If you bought every item in there separately at a grocery store you probably would have saved 600$. So you did pretty fucking bad on that one bud.
i read blacked
Very little meat for so much $, but looks beautiful
Making me hungry.
Where is the meat
Pocketing 600$ I see.
I’d way rather get this than the true $700 board though
Really bad
If I paid you $700 for this I would tell you to come and get it back and I want my money back fuck that. I don’t mind spending the money but my 5 year cousin could make a better one.
Does it include hookers?
Don’t really have much input, I just really hate olives
So many people who don’t get it 🤣
What are those little dicks?
I need thi right now lol
What’re those tomatoey looking orange yellow things near the bread and why do they look like that?
I need at least one more bowl of shredded carrots with a single olive, then I’ll reconsider
I demand a high dive into a carrot jacuzzi
That’s beautiful.
What’s the bread on the top left?
Wtf is a fucking celery ramp
It lacks cheese ramp
No ramp. 1.5/10
But you get bonus points for not being pretentious and using Ritz crackers, which everyone loves. So adjusted score: 3.5/10
You must be jerk’in my gherkin
Gerkin
Lmao, perfect reminder of that hella overpriced veggie monstrosity
Needs more crackers and bread
Fuck I love Cornichons
let me get high ill eat it all in a hour
More than my rent 💀
You seriously blacked out! You didn’t even get a ramp.
That’s a rookie mistake. 🤣
Where da ramp tho
What is ramp? I’m new here